eudio - // cuddlr.

[machinamentum]

GAIGE ( 19 ) MECHROMANCER. Vault Hunter, gun for hire / mercenary, Robotics Engineer. Handsome Jack Slayer. Chicks and/or guys, for cuddling or whatever else, just hit me up and let me know. You're going to need to like robots or we're going to be problemo.

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YES
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NO
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Comments

[polizist]

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When are we getting together?

[machinamentum]

ASAP. I could really use that drink.

[polizist]

Tonight? I could use a drink too. And some company.

[machinamentum]

You are on. Ready to lose to a girl half your size?

[polizist]

As if.

I'll see you tonight. 7:30. Where do we meet?

[tenderloin]

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TICKY TICKY TICK TICK ITS GONNA explode

[machinamentum]

Thanks buddy, I'll cuddle with you any time.

[ he might have just hit it by mistake, but eh, she'll take what she can get. ]

Yoooo, you got shit up set up living here yet?

[ what she's asking really, is if he wants to cram into a tiny little living space with her and... Athena too, now. ]

[tenderloin]

[he likes the red x better, for it is more aesthetically pleasing, but he does have gigantic fingers so]

SqUISH YOU pop and CRAcKLe riceCRISPY NO NOT REALLY

[(She just offered you a living space, I'm pretty sure. Did you read that? Don't make her change her mind. This is one of the only ones who... cares. About us.

Gaige. Remember?)]

IM HOMeLEss!!!!!!!!!!!

[machinamentum]

[ It would probably be too small, if they were used to sleeping on beds, but the floor actually has carpet and there's no hole in the ceiling for the rakks to get in and that makes it pretty much better than normal even if people need to end up sleeping on the floor for the time being. ]

Figured.

It's kinda small here, but there's a couch, and uh, the floor actually has carpet?

We'll need to work something else out that's better, but uh... that sound okay so far?

[tenderloin]

yES IT sounDs WonDERFul GIMmE shelTER

[hackjack]

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This is not a free pass to get weird. That's all I'm saying.

[machinamentum]

[ She's got a contract, and she's made a promise and she intends to stick to it.

But there's only so much that can be expected from her at the moment. ]

... Yeah okay.

[hackjack]

What?

What's with the ...

Or should I even be asking.

[machinamentum]

Probably not.

[hackjack]

Why do I get the feeling I shouldn't
actually come over right now.

[drang]

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why

[ he knows what you did, now. he knows it was you. how does he unsubscribe. ]

[machinamentum]

HI sorry it looks like your trying to reach Gaige, sorry she's currently unavaiable right no CRRRSHHH::/.//{{{{pp{{ SORRY LINE IS BREAKING UP CRRSSS====▯▯▯▯▯

[drang]

That doesn’t work with text, try again.

[machinamentum]

Your message has been delayed due to some network ---


OKAY FINE. Also I was wondering when you'd notice.

[drang]

What do I even do with this? You think I need help this bad?

[dampened]

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[machinamentum]

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Hellllllllo handsome.

[dampened]

Hey. That's a hefty resume you've got.

[machinamentum]

Pretty cool, huh? I come with references.

[dampened]

Is that right? I might have to take a look at them, if that's the case.